User blog comment:Raraahahahromaromamagagaoohlala/To sum up the 2017 Hurricane Seasons.../@comment-31640413-20171030040506/@comment-31640413-20171105033301

Not necessarily, I apply the "failure at life" label to those pathetic storms that usually either peak at 45 mph or below or stay much weaker than forecast. That means in the 2013 Atlantic season only Barry and Erin could qualify for that label, but since Barry made landfalls, Erin might be the only true qualifier. I think Karen might also qualify for dying prior to landfall, and so could Jerry and Lorenzo for being very weak good-for-nothing fishspinners (they reached 50 mph however).

And I like your descriptions for Hum and Ingy :)